Type with random bodyparts!

Here is my full name:
Haley Nicole Arnold
Here is my full name while using my elbows to type: (And remember, NO BACKSPACING!)
Halewy Niloc xle,m qRENOLD
Here is my full name with my nose:
Haleyt Nicole ARNLD
Here is my full name with my eyes closed:
Haley Nicole Arnold
Here is my full name with my lips:
TNYZ.odw6h vc N BI, CDL.LOIDF B AZQrfn hcwe
Here is my full name with my chin:
BNZ,DHB KL CV, azFDR NLOOLL,VC
Here is my full name with my toes:
Haley Nicxo,lke Arnold
That is sooooo fun! Try it! But remember, NO BACKSPACING!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized

I just realized that the hour that they put on here, or the time that they say the time was that you posted the blog. is 2 hours off. So whatever hour it says, add 2. Example: if it says 6:42, it really was 8:42. Just gave yall hollow-heads a math lesson. I think that Blogspot goes off of the time zone in Alaska or Hawaii.

And something happened to me. I liked Justin Beiber a little bit before, but only for his musical talent, not his looks. But I was at my friends house on Friday and we watched the Baby music video and now I am OBSESSED with him. I think he is so hot now. 2 nights ago I had a dream that I was at Sea World with him. Weird...

The weirdest theory I have ever had.

OK, the WEIRDEST theory that I have ever had is that you have to check the toilet before you sit down or else while you are doing your business, bees will come up the pipes and sting your butt. Very strage, I know. But that is what I have always thought. If you don't check, prepare to be stung. That will probably change your way of thinking. It probably has something to do with when I first went to the arboretum (a flower place) when I was 7 and was wearing a flower dress and sweet-smelling sunscreen. Then bees started chasing me. Nuf said.

Update

Sorry I've been gone sooo long. I've had things to do. First off, I got in a fight with my best friend. We aren't friends anymore. Secondly, we are preparing for the TAKS test at school and I've had a lot of math homework lately. And Easter was on Sunday. How was yours? Not like I'm expecting anyone to answer, but usually people ask how their whatever was and then they say how theirs was, so that is how I am going about doing it. I got The END by the Black Eyed Peas, Just Dance for the Wii, a pair of silver shoes (gladiators), an I Heart Werewolves shirt, a chocolate bunny (duh), a new hair brush, a bath bomb thingie, and a wolf charm for my charm bracelet. My grandma, aunt, and uncle came over later that day and had dinner and 3-layer ice cream pie, which was yummy for my tummy. And I totally forgot about my half birthday! It was April 3rd since my birthday is October 3rd. Now I am officially 12 AND A HALF years old. Yeah. buh-bye!

Ferris Beuler's Day Off

OK, so last night I watched Ferris Beuler's Day Off with my mom. It is about this kid named Ferris who everybody thinks is a goody goody, but really, he fakes being sick a lot and then goes wherever. Ferris grabs his girl from school and he, Chameron, and whatever his girl's name is go out and ya know, do whatever they want to. I recommend seeing it. Well, anyways, I have Sharkarosa today. I have to leave at 8:30 today, so I've got an hour to get ready. Bye :)

Questions

Everybody has questions. Here are mine.
Why can't I have a cell phone?
Why to adults like me?
Why do all the girls at school like me, but no boys are interested in me?
Why can't we have world peace?
Why were guns invented?
Why don't people just reduce, reuse, and recycle?
Why do people kill animals and the environment?
Why is Brendana Burke a phsyco?
Why am I afraid of heights?
Why do people throw up?
Why can't people just go to the store and get whatever they want without worrying about money?
Why does money even exist?
Why do people commit suicide?
Why did the Cookie Monster go on a diet that consists of fruits and vegetables?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
Why did Bella chose Edward instead of Jacob?
Why won't anyone answer my questions?

Welcome to the world

Whats up little blog viewers?! I'm Haley, 12 years of age, livin in the US, and not wantin to give much more personal info so that I don't get stalked and raped by some sicko. I'm an animal FREAK who volunteers at a wildlife ranch with animals like monkeys, camels, kangaroos, deer, horses, bobcats, and have worked with lions, heyenas, and crocs. I've read each of the Twilight books 4 times each and have seen Twilight 19 times and New Moon 6 times. Can't wait til Eclipse comes out (the trailer is already here). I love life, (obviously, hence my title) and even when it gets tough, I trudge on through it like the trooper that I am (even though I'm super lazy). My life is prty interestin in my opinion, so I'm gonna blog like crazy. Get ready for some BLOGGIN!!!!!