Questions

Everybody has questions. Here are mine.
Why can't I have a cell phone?
Why to adults like me?
Why do all the girls at school like me, but no boys are interested in me?
Why can't we have world peace?
Why were guns invented?
Why don't people just reduce, reuse, and recycle?
Why do people kill animals and the environment?
Why is Brendana Burke a phsyco?
Why am I afraid of heights?
Why do people throw up?
Why can't people just go to the store and get whatever they want without worrying about money?
Why does money even exist?
Why do people commit suicide?
Why did the Cookie Monster go on a diet that consists of fruits and vegetables?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
Why did Bella chose Edward instead of Jacob?
Why won't anyone answer my questions?